Another day in the sunshine state. I often wonder why in the hell people call this paradise. Why everyone wants to retire here. The people are mean, two faced and liars. Not to mention 95% of the population here are either homeless or junkies or both. And the other 5%? Well they’re the rich snooty, think their shit doesn’t stink retirees that have nothing better to do than to sit around and talk shit on everyone else. When they’ve got more skeletons in their closet than Lucifer himself. But you have to sit back and chuckle when you find out that you’ve been the topic of their recent conversations.
For example, the neighbor who talks shit and spreads untrue bullshit around about you, well after hes finished flapping his jaws about you he’s gotta go in the house and clean up his wife because like everyday, she was so drunk she pissed herself and couldn’t find her way to the bathroom. I feel bad for them to be honest. They’re lives are so miserable and boring that the only thing that gives them any type of satisfaction is to talk shit about people they hardly know and make up bullshit lies because they’re jealous they’re not them.
After all, that’s what it really boils down to, jealousy. They’re mad at the world that they’ve been dealt such a shitty card and jealous of the fact that they can’t live normal life like the people they talk shit about. You would think though that when you get older you’d grow up and realize that there are far more important things in the world. My opinion anyway, but hey what do I know?